I recently came across an exceptionally good deal on a Mossberg 500 12 gauge shotgun. The only issue with the gun was that it was covered in pit bulls, wearing chains and barking. It was the new “Watchdog Pitbull Camo” model.
My first impression was that it looked like something DMX would have in a rap video. Or possibly something that the FBI would have seized from Michael Vick’s house when they crushed his dog fighting operation.
Now trust me, I can get gangster but to me, rule number 1 of being a gangster is not looking like one. I felt like if I was going to go hunting with this gun and I got pulled over on the way to our hunting tract, the cops would take one look at the pitbull camo and search my car for drugs. But I digress…
Now I really did not want to purchase a firearm that was covered in barking dogs with angry expressions but hey, it is still a Mossberg 500 under there and I would buy one covered in pictures of steaming piles of shit for the right price. So I said what the hell and I bought it.
Only a woman wouldn’t buy a high quality item and an incredibly deal because of some aesthetic flaw. Just think about all those women who walk into a house on HGTV and don’t want to buy it because of the color of the cabinets.
The barrel is a standard 18.5 inch Mossberg barrel and it is also covered in really fierce looking dogs that are really impressive and useful.
So this really isn’t a review of the Mossberg 500 Watchdog Pitbull Camo model at all because that would be stupid. That would be like reading a review of the blue Ford Mustangs.
Bottom line: I love the Mossberg 500 in any color or pattern and everyone should own one.
Come to think of it, you are really dumb if you found this looking for a review of the Mossberg 500 dog camo.
Oh and by the way, from any moderate distance you cannot make out the images of the dogs and it really just looks like black and grey camo so you don’t have to feel AS embarrassed when you run into a group of people hunting and they ask if you are lost.
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