Watchdog Pitbull Camo Mossberg 500 Shotgun Review. Yea I Bought It..

I recently came across an exceptionally good deal on a Mossberg 500 12 gauge shotgun. The only issue with the gun was that it was covered in pit bulls, wearing chains and barking. It was the new “Watchdog Pitbull Camo” model.

My first impression was that it looked like something DMX would have in a rap video. Or possibly something that the FBI would have seized from Michael Vick’s house when they crushed his dog fighting operation.

Now trust me, I can get gangster but to me, rule number 1 of being a gangster is not looking like one. I felt like if I was going to go hunting with this gun and I got pulled over on the way to our hunting tract, the cops would take one look at the pitbull camo and search my car for drugs. But I digress…

Mossberg 500 Pitbull Dog Camo Shotgun

Thug Life. The Mossberg 500 Watchdog Pitbull Camo Shotgun also comes with street cred in your hood for free.

Now I really did not want to purchase a firearm that was covered in barking dogs with angry expressions but hey, it is still a Mossberg 500 under there and I would buy one covered in pictures of steaming piles of shit for the right price. So I said what the hell and I bought it.

Pitbull Camo Closeup

Notice the angry expression on this dog. These dogs painted on the gun are sure to scare away criminals instantly so you are able to keep your gold chain, Jordan’s and Air Force One’s from getting jacked by somebody who comes in your house trippin. Real talk.

Only a woman wouldn’t buy a high quality item and an incredibly deal because of some aesthetic flaw. Just think about all those women who walk into a house on HGTV and don’t want to buy it because of the color of the cabinets.

The barrel is a standard 18.5 inch Mossberg barrel and it is also covered in really fierce looking dogs that are really impressive and useful.

Here is the gun next to a Maverick 88 that is sawed to 16.5 inches.

So this really isn’t a review of the Mossberg 500 Watchdog Pitbull Camo model at all because that would be stupid. That would be like reading a review of the blue Ford Mustangs.

Bottom line: I love the Mossberg 500 in any color or pattern and everyone should own one.

Come to think of it, you are really dumb if you found this looking for a review of the Mossberg 500 dog camo.

Oh and by the way, from any moderate distance you cannot make out the images of the dogs and it really just looks like black and grey camo so you don’t have to feel AS embarrassed when you run into a group of people hunting and they ask if you are lost.

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Judah Hamilton is a apocalyptic survival expert. He is a political strategist, inventor, author, avid reader and corporate hack. In his spare time he is a welder, sheet metal fabricator and primitive survival skills expert. All of this aside, he is best known for his drunken, whiskey-induced rants on a variety of topics on post apocalyptic survival.com.
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4 Responses to Watchdog Pitbull Camo Mossberg 500 Shotgun Review. Yea I Bought It..

  1. Durogity says:

    Mossberg 500 is definitely one of the first guns I’m going to purchase when I get a firearms license. You can count on that lol.
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  2. Cynthia says:

    In pertinence to your declaration that only a woman would pass a good deal on a Mossberg 500, or any other firearm for that matter, solely based on aesthetics, is incredibly unfortunate. I don’t usually feel borderline enraged when I hear opinions such as yours, in fact I make comparable comments myself because the majority of women, are tactically-impaired. However, when you express a generalized assumption, “you make an ass outta you, an-umption”, (to quote Samuel L Jackson in “The long kiss goodnight”, when he was cool, aka, pre-obama bandwagon)…I digress.
    Moral of this post is, most badass women gun owners are statistically a better shot, especially long range, than men, so don’t underestimate the women strong and smart enough to make it out alive.
    I suggest being mindful of your wording, to convey exactly what you mean…unless you can run faster than approx. 3,240 ft/s…If you can, please disregard the message.

  3. Cynthia says:

    Oh, I also meant to mention there’s a Mossberg 500 with my name on it, under the Christmas tree… which makes this the best Christmas ever, even if it had pit bulls all over, because then I could just modify and customize…Merry Christmas! :)

  4. Roy Newkirk says:

    JUST BOUGHT THIS BEAUTIFUL SHOT GUN. THE ONLY THING ITS MISSING IS A GUN COVER LIKE THE ONE THAT COMES IN THE REG BLACK MODEL.  LET ME KNOW IF YOU FINE ONE.  HAVE SHOT IT YET BURT NEED TO KNOW WHAT IT TAKES, IT ISN AWSOME. ROY MR. MONTANNA 1988 KALSPEL

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